Our mission:
FIND THE MOST INCONVENIENT VOTING BOOTH IN AMERICA.
A national competition to track the the effect of voting inconvenience on voter turnout.
COORDINATES: 40.7128° N, 74.0060° W // 34.0522° N, 118.2437° W // 39.9042° N, 105.7893° W // 41.8781° N, 87.6298° W // 37.7749° N, 122.4194° W // 33.7490° N, 118.4085° W // 39.8282° N, 98.3987° W // 40.4168° N, 3.7042° W // 35.6795° N, 139.6622° E // 39.9526° N, 116.4077° W
How Low Can You Go?
This competition is about inconvenience.
We want to track the correlation between voter inconvenience and voter turnout.
Register your voting booth, and our scoring algorithm will assign your booth an inconvenience score.
The highest "inconvenience score" wins the competition!
Let's Get Inconvenient.
We found a correlation between extreme inconvenience
and voter participation spikes across all 50 states.
Step 1:
Please enter a description of your county's voting booth.
Step 2
Please enter the number of voter registrants this election.
Step 3
Please enter the number of voter registrants last election.
Step 4
Your submission will be reviewed and assigned an
"inconvenience score."
Step 5
The winner will recieve the Grand Prize, the "Inconvenience
Experience."
Grand Prize is the Inconvenience Experience: your County's VERY Own "Inconvenience Store"
we want you to appreciate everything more
Aisle: Toiletries
Aisle: not-so-fresh Produce
'you'll appreciate potato chips if you don't know where to find them'
Inconvenience. You Deserve It.
We want to reward you for your voting efforts!
One shopper: "A shopping experience that's still more efficient than Congress."
Real Inconvenience Store Reviews
@stat_wizard
Only store in the country where the probability of finding what you need is inversely proportional to the urgency. A masterclass in delay.
@ballot_box_hero
Finally, a shopping experience that matches the difficulty of voting in my district. I was only asked for three forms of ID to buy twizzlers. Perfect.
3:12 PM · Oct 26, 2026 · 21.1k Views
1:54 PM · Oct 27, 2026 · 5.4k Views
I went in for water and had to fill out a 4-page request form in Russian. They didn't even have aisles. Hella inconvenient.
@confused_shopper_01
9:15 PM · Nov 1, 2026 · 12.5k Views
@lost_in_aisle_4
The layout changes every time you blink. I spent 20 minutes trying to find the exit and ended up in a mandatory orientation for new employees. 10/10 frustration.
2:15 PM · Oct 28, 2026 · 18.5k Views
@@ballot_box_hero
The soda machine only accepts 19th-century gold doubloons and requires a three-page wriiten response on the ethics of carbonation. The store greeterB cussed us out. Best store ever.
8:22 AM · Oct 30, 2026 · 6.7k Views
@friction_fanatic
They wanted to buy a snack. The price was listed in ancient Sanskrit and the cashier only accepted philosophical arguments as payment. Brilliantly inconvenient.
4:20 PM · Nov 3, 2026 · 15.2k Views
@sys_admin_suffers
The shopping carts don't have wheels on them, only giant stone blocks you have to push. The receipt is encrypted and only readable via thermal fax. Brilliant satire of my last voting experience.
5:42 PM · Oct 29, 2026 · 12.2k Views
@glitch_in_the_aisle
I tried to buy bread but I had to navigate a three-stage obstacle course and sign a liability waiver in Italian. The store manager was a middle school student. Perfection.
11:04 PM · Oct 31, 2026 · 4.1k Views
BOOTH REGISTRATION
Register your county's voting location to participate in the national inconvenience competition.
Submit your data to receive your score.